Subject: Personal Diary - Sex Parade

As I was reading couple of books today, I realized how fast life has been. While on the midst of remembrance I was reading a book about hypnotism which I find very useful. Anyways this post is not about what I found out on that book I just want to share all the best moments I had with all the girls I have met since college. These are the few but the most memorable one’s that was a blast.

Cliza was a 2nd year student in Ateneo De Davao with a short black hair and a body of a lingerie model. I met her when I was on first years in college. I showed her some mind reading tricks and she showed me some interesting humor. I asked her for a date took her on a private beach resort. On the cottage she took off all her clothes except her panties and rubber shoes. We haggled and nimble each other then we made love.

Mich was an 18 years old girl I met during Araw nang Davao in MTS. She oozed confidence, sensuality and good breeding. That night she slipped away from her parents and we wandered along the streets until we ended up in a cheap room. We had sex then left by the next morning.

Mai was a 21 year old girl taking up Education in college. I met her on SMS and I invited her for a movie together then kissed her on our first date. Few days from that we had a beach party at night then ended at our house, I brought her at my dad’s room and had sex with her, few days more and days more 

Princess was a girl I met on the TV Chat program. She was 17 years old, long black haired, her Breast was small but her butt was great. We had some movies then I invited her to our house, we watch some DVD then I gently lowered her pants and panties then had sex with her with her clothes on.

Karla was an older woman with chiseled features and a great boob job. I met her at a resort I’ve work here at manila. She told me it was her birthday but wouldn’t say her age. I bet she was around 37, as a present I told her I’ll be hers tonight. We had sex that night. We role-played. I was the suspect and she was the naughty policewoman.

She was a girl from CEU with large breast, together with her 5 friends with small breast. I can’t remember her name. We talked for 30min, and then I took her by the hand and led her to the bathroom. We gave each other oral sex and never met again.

Alex was a waitress on a popular fast food chain who was In need of fun; Maria was a single mom who wanted to rediscover her sexuality. Karen was a bored call center girl whose sex life had died. Jen was a saleslady who had a skill of a popular porn star. This four girls I met in just a month.

Michelle an 18 year old girl that took my breath away, I met her on a local chat room that ended up in a dozen of dates. During my birthday we had fun on Star City then went back to an Inn then had sex with her three times in just one night.

Alona a pretty Korean look girl that worked on a call center, her breast was flat but she works wonders on bed. She moaned and laughed at the end I have to leave the company.

Aifa is a girl I met recently she was on her 20’s, met her during a job interview. She’s fair and tall, very funny to be with. Never had sex with her yet but I already gave her an orgasm looking forward for more.

My hard works and studies had come true. Girls were not a challenge to me anymore. Once I’d met them and taken them to a date it was easy to have sex with her. In the past I was such a loser, I can’t even get a single word out my mouth in front of a girl.

I finally understand the process of attraction and the signals girls gave. When talking to a girl I could tell if she is attracted to me or not. Even if she was acting distant or felt uncomfortable, I knew when to speak or when not. When to push or not; when to flirt or just talk; when to kiss and when to say we were moving too fast.

Whatever test, challenge, or objection a girl will give I will always know how to respond. It’s not that I’m afraid to lose or to fail; it gives heartwarming feeling of winning over something that you’ve work hard off.

Now I’m on the edge of retiring it never grows old of remembering things that made life sexually fun.

-Dj Wacky

Subject: Lesson of the Day – Filipina Girls Darkest Secrets

Hello Guys, last month September I have conducted my own survey and I interview like dozens of girls from different schools. I asked them some random questions regarding on their relationships and how they wanted it to be. Surprisingly I have unraveled some deepest secrets that girls are hiding towards boys. Luckily I’m going to share it to everyone so that you won’t have that curious look in your face.

Actually this could put me in trouble just by sharing this one :D

And let me tell you guys this is not all theory okay, this came from a real girls mind.

Okay here it is,

“Girls Cheat a Lot”
I know people say that boys are dogs but if you think about it women have all that opportunity. If a girl wants to get a little piece of actions for herself, it's not hard it’s simple for her. If you aren’t doing it for her, she will and mostly gets her satisfaction somewhere else. Let’s just face it girls are much better in hiding secrets than boys they can even keep that angelic face they have.

“Girls Love’s Sex”
Yes you probably think that girls here are not a fan of the nasty thing but you’re wrong, they wanted it more than boys do. If ever you had a chance to see a girl having sex you will notice that she’s wanting for it longer and more than boys do, sex rocks for girls. Even if you will realized that girls is down with it they have this self defense coz they will just not give it away that fast. Women have evolved to be very careful about their choice in boys; they simply have a better conscious control over their desire than guys do.

“Girls want boys to approach them”
This is one thing what college boys don’t believe, boys always assume that a girl is busy or she’s not going to like me that sort of stuff so we are assuming things without even validating it. Boys don’t even bother to check it to see it for themselves and this is one reason why boy’s don’t approach girl’s because of this beliefs. Just asked yourself do you think girls are bothered or annoyed if boys like us are going to approach her and talked to her?

Here’s a survey from a PUA forums

“I asked a very attractive Asian girl what her experience with guys approaching her was:
I asked: How frequently do guys approach you?
She said: "This week I'd say 0 guys approached. They showed interest but ... weren't able to turn it into a conversation..."
I asked: How many wanted to approach but didnt?
She said: "Percentage-wise, I'd say 95%."
WOW...!
Interesting, huh?
Now, I know that a lot of guys will hear that and say, "Well that's just ONE woman. Most women don't feel that way."
Nope.
Sorry.
This is true for every woman I've ever talked to.
Here are the facts from a recent survey:
41% of the women I asked said that they are only annoyed at guys when they're boorish and crude...
36% said they are almost always flattered by the approach...
22% said they were excited and happy to meet someone new.
And - get this - 0% (ZERO!) said that they are annoyed all the time when guys approach them.
I also asked them:
If you do go to bars, would you go to a bar to meet guys? Or something else?
35% said they went to have fun, but there was a possibility to meet someone...
65% said they don't really go to bars to meet men. They go to socialize and chill.
And - get this - 0% said they go to bars to meet men.
I personally think that every woman goes to bars with that hope in the back of her head that she will meet a guy, but it's not the primary reason she goes.
Women want men to approach them - and especially during the day - because most of the quality women don't go to bars to "pickup" guys.”
Anyways I hope you boys learned something about this one and take that curiosity about girls away from your mind
- DJ Wacky

Subject: Field Report- Beer Run W/ Former Officemates

Okay it was Sept 18, 2010 and I just resigned from my job in One Global Contact Center as a Call Center Agent. During that time I’m already dying to have a cold ice beer coz it’s been like 3 months since I last had one. Days before I resigned I already informed some of my friends that I want a little time out and for us to hang around for awhile, so we agreed to have a beer run on Saturday which all of us have an equal share of the expenses.

So Saturday morning I woke up early around 7am I took a bath and wrote something of my other blogs, I waited till 10am after that I headed directly to SM Megamall coz that’s were our meeting place would be. Upon going there I already texted them that I’m on my way, I texted Paoulo, Ramel and Clariz that I’m already at megamall lower ground floor on the arcade area. Few hours from that time Ramel came fresh from work. We talked for awhile on what’s going on my previous company which gave me smile coz its seems everything is okay after I left the company. We waited for an hour and we talked where will be having a drinking session so we decided to have it Gerry’s Grill on Blue Wave Pasay City. Actually it was also a favor for Ramel since his ride going to Las Piñas was near there, so he went back first to his apartment to get some clothes and I was left there playing for awhile. Minutes to that Clariz texted that she was already there, so I try to check and found her on the benches but I didn’t meet her yet coz I was on appetite to eat a large Ice cream, I bought a 20pesos worth of ice cream then I headed back to meet Clariz.

It was also the first time I saw Clariz again since the time she worked on a another company and I was happy to see her again coz she was a good friend of mine back at One Global. So we both sat down for awhile exchanging some stories but it was more about her than me. Since Paoulo is on his way also Ramel from his apartment Clariz and I decided to walk around for awhile. We walked slow coz we got plenty of stories to share on which was fun, we got on the 4th floor where there was a ongoing Tournament for an Online Game. I was excited to see what it was coz me myself I’m an Online Gamer so I drag along Clariz there and explained to her what was the game all about which I’m sure was something new for her. A minute late Ramel texted that he was already back so Clariz and I headed back down to meet him. He was there on the benches and Clariz was excited to talk to him coz he was her group mate before. So I let them talked for awhile and me playing some arcade games waiting for Paoulo to arrive.

An hour from that Paoulo arrived so we all headed down to MRT to ride our way going to Blue Wave. While on the train we exchange different stories, funny moments and future plans even on that time we already had fun.

DJ: Wow si Paoulo loyal oh my ID pa, nakakahiya naman sa iyo cge susuot din ako
Clariz: o nga

So Clariz and I reach out for our ID’s from our past company just to mimic Pauolo on his loyalty to the company, Ramel just laughed about it and didn’t joined us to have fun with Paoulo. We arrived at Taft station then headed down to ride a jeepney going to Blue Wave, accidentally the driver never heard me saying that we are already on the place instead he drove further more from our destination. Which actually suck but it’s okay we just walked our way back under the freaking heat of the sun, good thing I did brought my manly umbrella and Clariz also got her Divisoria CK shades.

We finally arrived at blue wave and entered at Gerry’s Grill where we only saw a couple of customers since it were still early for Gimikeros. We sat down on a table near the window and just near the door, it was cozy but it was okay for me. Sat down and feeling comfy we took a moment to relax while waiting for the waiter. Exhausted from the long walk we finally decided what we are going to order after 15min looking at the menu. One order of San Miguel Draft Tower nothing more nothing less, it’s all about the booze: D

It was around 4pm when the booze arrived, four clean glasses with one bucket of ice and its party time. Clariz took the first shot and boy she’s down with it she got the bottoms up down the toilet, all natural drinkers I may say. I open the valve and have that sweet cold aroma of the beer pouring on my ice filled glass thinking “Shet! This is it; I will finally have the taste of beer once again”. After it was filled I raise the glass smiled like a winner and drunk that booze all the way down. My God it was a amazing nothing beats an ice cold beer for ages, Ramel and Paoulo followed afterwards with all those smiles on our faces like we won something big. Glass after glass we talked a lot of things, reminiscing all the experience we had, all the fun and laughter, even our saddest moments we tackle everything. Booze was not enough to keep the day going so we ordered one plate of chicken skin, 10min after it was done we were surprised to see not a plate but a handful pieces of chicken skin together with some “atsara” and they call that a “pulutan” to be honest it was only good for one person and we were four how the hell would we divide that one. Not a second or two the chicken vanish like a pick-up food on a buffet table. Unsatisfied we the horror Paoulo step outside to buy something while the three of us are still there shocked on what we saw. Few minutes later Paoulo came with two large picnic snack that we instantly opened, placed on the saucer and finally *boila!* instant “pulutan” with a mix.

Clariz was hungry that time so she took the menu an ordered one “pancit canton”, after 15min it was done and it was delicious, good enough for two persons but we manage to share it for all. The booze run out so we ordered one Tower again just to seal the deal, seeing Ramel and Paoulo having those droopy eyes we can surely see that their tipsy already, leaving me and Clariz to stay on the game *Mano o Mano*.

As everyone knows drinking a lot means going a lot to the comfort room, first to stand up was Paoulo then it was Ramel few minutes later it was my turn but I invited Clariz to join me to go there but not on the male side Hell No.. super disaster like SUPER…. I got out first waited for her on the courtyard watching a free movie being played and it was (Don’t Mess with the Zohan) Clariz came out and I took a moment to show her the movie coz I definitely know she haven’t seen it yet, after that we went back together with the other boys to finish the booze coz it was around like 6pm already.

Coming back from the Comfort Room

Ramel: Naka ilang rounds ba?
DJ: apat lang pare
Clariz: Sira talaga kayo!
Everybody laughed about it and every time we go to the comfort room we always ask “naka ilang rounds ba?”

The night was getting late, Ramel and Paoulo had given up so it was me and Clariz who need to finish up the booze, it was like 5 glasses straight each just to finish the whole tower. We called the waiter; ask for the check, pay the bills, then we call it a day. We walk outside to see a lot of people already then we walk straight to the highway, Ramel was going for the other way so we part ways coz me, Clariz and Paoulo will be riding our buses near MOA. We decided to go inside MOA to take our last leak before going home coz it was a long trip then we headed to the terminal with all the red faces and sleepy eyes. I place my arm on Paoulo’s shoulder then I took Clariz hand for a moment upon crossing the road just to avoid accidents. Then the bus arrived Clariz and I rode first leaving Paoulo there after some goodbyes.

Inside the bus Clariz and I talked some other things just to keep her awake coz she needs to ride another vehicle going home, we talked a lot of things that I can’t remember what that was but I’m sure we discuss something. We arrived at Cubao getting off the bus I took her by the hand again as we cross the side of the road coz I’m a gentleman *winks*

Then we walked towards Aurora, waited for a jeep, and then finally after a few minutes she found one said our goodbyes then there she goes. As for me I need to walk back again going home, reaching our house with a warm smile and an unforgettable memories.

- DJ Wacky

P.S Thanks to Gerry’s Grill for giving me a Chance to Taste Beer again after 3 months :D

Subject: Field Report- Internet Shop at its Best

Okay it was May 14, 2010 and I was on the high streets of Makati with my friends on Grand Chase, We had this little assembly held at the Level Up Office in Pacific Star Building Makati. The assembly started around 6pm up to 8:30pm and boy it was hot there. The cooling system can’t handle the pack of people inside the room. As I was riding this jeep going to Edsa to ride an MRT I was thinking of any possible way to have fun with my 200 pesos. Arriving at Cubao with my friends we had to split our ways since we have our own paths to take. During that time I have no freakin idea what to do with my 200 pesos and I was on the urge of having some time since its Friday night.

With no possible way of getting fun on a bar or even in a club I decided to just play the whole night up to morning at an internet café. There’s this 24/7 Internet Café in Cubao with so many late users going in so the whole facility was not so boring and it’s allowed to drink liquor inside. So I bought 2 cans of beer and a 10 pesos worth of *mani*

The Shop only charges 15 pesos per hour from 10pm to 6am so it was a whole night playing mania. Luckily there were dota players during that time and I had a late night dota gaming experience even with my sleepy eyes.

The shop was literally dark and the area was cold, but it didn’t stop me to notice this young girl who entered the shop around 2 am. She was smoking hot, she has 5’4 height, Fair complexion, shoulder length hair and she has this very seductive perfume. She wore a black skinny jeans and a sleeveless black shirt with a silver bling2x curved with her name (Angela)

She rented 2 hours of computer use and she sat down 2 chairs away from me, the strong smell of her perfume really makes my mind go wild. I’ve excused myself to have some fresh air outside peeking on her monitor I noticed she was chatting with some foreigners. Obviously this girl is looking for a guy with extra benefits. While outside I quickly plan out what to do and what steps to take to have this girl tonight. Standing there for 15min I already have an idea what to do, as I enter the shop to continue my play I quickly approach the girl and said:

Dj: uhmm.. excuse miss medyo kasi busy yong bantay, ah pwede mo ba ako tulungan pano gumawa nang facebook account? *winks*
Angela: (smiles) ahh di ka marunong? Cge san PC mo?
Dj: dito lang magkalapit lang naman tayo (points at the PC)
Angela: Ganito lang yan meron na nakalagay na registration form sa harap fill up mo muna
Dj: cge (types)
Dj: Pake check kung tama ba. Baka kasi mali eh
Angela: Okay nay an clicl mo submit tapos meron pa yang ibang instructions sundin mo nalang
Dj: ahh okay madali lang pala, kala ko kasi mahirap thankyou ha
Angela: No prob cge (leaves)
God I was like stupid there but yet I had my first conversation with her which is a good start, at least I established an un-intimate connection. Few more minutes I stood up again and approached her:

Dj: Ahh.. Angela tama ba?
Angela: (looks) pano mo nalaman name ko?
Dj: (points at shirt) Yan kasi nakalagay sa bling2x mo (smiles)
Angela: Ay unga pala (laughs) uhmm ano nga pala name?
Dj: Bago ko sabihin name ko pwede ba ako tumabi sa iyo? I mean pwede ko na lipat PC ko d2?
Angela: Sure okay lang

I stood up and walked to the counter to have my PC transfer nearer to her

Dj: Ayun okay na angela
Angela: (smiles)
Dj: gabi2x kaba d2?
Angela: di naman bored kasi ako atsaka ayaw ko umuwi magulo sa bahay
Dj: talaga? Sa hanggan umaga ka d2?
Angela: opo, ikaw lagi ka ba d2?
Dj: ngaun lang, Friday kasi gusto ko lang mag happy2x
Angela: oh, dapat pumunta ka nang timog oh sama ka sa mga barkada mo para Masaya
Dj: di na, mas Masaya nga ako ngaun d2 sa shop eh
Angela: talaga? Bakit?
Dj: Katabi kita eh (smile)
Angela: (smile)

From 2am to 3pm we talked all kinds of stuff and it gave me a lot of info about her. As the Night was about to die it’s time for me to take it to the next level.

Dj: Angela alam mo ba nakaka init nang katawan yong pabango mo?
Angela: ow, talaga? Pano mo nasabi yon
Dj: Kasi di ako mapakale eh pwede ko ba amuyin nang malapitan?
Angela: (points at her neck)

As I came closer to smell it, I gave her a little kiss at the neck and luckily she liked it, eventually we make out in an instant. Few minutes with the ordeal I whispered:

Dj: Come with me, let’s have a great Friday night.

Beside the shop was a Motel with cheap rates and nice rooms, walking down and entering the room she never stop kissing me out and to tell you frankly she was one hell good kisser. Inside the room she rush to the bathroom as I lay down on the bed thinking *shit I got lucky this day*

She came from the bathroom on her pink brazier and white cotton underwear, her body was flawless and I didn’t notice it from the start. Quickly she jump over me and kissing me from the lips down to my south park while she slowly undressing me. I can surely tell this girl is a veteran already by the way she worked it out. After with all the foreplay I banged her from behind and what the fuck she moans a lot which really makes me turn on more.

For 2 hours of intense play the ending was epic for the reason that I never came coz I fell asleep. For some reasons I didn’t recall what exactly happened during the climax and I was piss of it. We woke up 7am in the morning all naked and tired but hey that’s what 1 night stand is all about, expect the unexpected.

We dress up, have our numbers exchange and left the motel, with a lots of exciting memories, who would ever thought that staying the whole night playing would give some extra sizzling benefits

- Dj Wacky

P.S She took the bill of the motel (smiled)

Subject: Lesson of the Day – Sex in Reality

Every guys sexuality are often found easily due to strip clubs, porn websites, magazines and many more, but despite of all this, we men kept our desires repressed often.

A guys mind thinks sex more than every girl's imagination. Some people like teachers think of fucking their students, fathers fucking their daughter’s friend, doctor’s think about fucking their patients. This is the kind of reality that every man should accept. On every woman walking around the planet there is always a man dreaming of her and fucked her all the way. Even if that guy doesn’t know that girl or that girl doesn’t know that guys. Every girl is a victim, a student walks in front of a guy as she passes that guy is already raping her by imagination. The greatest lie that a girl should see in this modern world of dating is that in order to have sex with a girl, a man must pretend in all means that he doesn’t like the girl.

Most appalling to women is the male obsession with teenage girls or hot woman. If all men really desire a woman like that, then the marriage and happily ever after fantasies is far from reality. Most men would see a girls face then pretend that he likes her even though his agenda of fantasies is in her body.

Luckily, this is not the end of the story, Men are visual thinkers, we always get deceived by our own eyes, but the truth is that the fantasy is often better than the reality. I had just learned that lesson. Guys like us are not animals. We merely think we are and, on occasion, act as if we are, but, by believing on our nature, girls have the amazing power to inspire us till we live through. This is one reason why men tend to fear commitment and sometimes, as in my case, even if I rebel against it by endeavoring to bring out the worst in a woman

-Dj Wacky

Subject: Field Report- After Party with jasper24 and iKaizye at Gerry’s Grill Blue Wave Pasay.

The night was young and still full of energy, hoping to bring someone home, yet I saw myself having an after party with my guild mates. At 8:45pm Nov 9, 2009 at the Level-Up live, while I’m preparing in packing up our things in our Guild Booth I heard out loud coming from the top speakers, “??????? To Shinsengumi”

Which came into my mind like a whisper of “ what the hell”. Few minutes later on the midst of my packing up Jaydee and jasper came.

Jasper: DJ nanalo tayo.
Jaydee: Uu na announce kanina.
DJ : ha? Nanalo san?
Jaydee: sa Guild Booth daw.
Jasper: Hanapin daw natin si GM Anael
DJ: tara

Roaming around like a bunch of dogs looking for food, we covered the whole area and found no trace of GM Anael, reaching to our limits we found GM Anael at the backstage

DJ: Gm, GM GM!
GM Anael: o bakit?
DJ: GM hanapin daw po namin kayo.
GM Anael: o sino pala kayo? (raises eyebrow)
DJ: GM sa shinsengumi po kami, nanalo po daw kami sa booth?
Jaydee: yong na announce po kanina.
GM Anael: ah, oo nanalo kayo.
DJ: cgurado ho ba kayo Gm? Kasi di po talaga namin expected yon.
Jasper: oo, kasi ang pangit po nong Booth namin
GM Anael: Binase kasi sa Volume eh 2 lang kayo Booth sa GC tapos marami pang tao sa booth nyo kaya don kayo nanalo.
DJ: ahhh ic, pano yong prize GM?
GM Anael: announce nalang namin sa boards nyo.
DJ: oh okay, cge GM thank you po.
GM Anael: cge (winks at Jaydee)

Yes if I’m not mistaken I saw him wink at Jaydee in a splint second, which gave a smile on my face, imagining some scenarios that may happen.

During the few hours before ending the whole activity, I accepted jasper’s request to have his one on one with me, as we went to the gaming area we took some pictures for fun. As we sat down in our sits jasper requested to have a B+ match which was okay with me.

I took all my accessories maintaining my composite bow and level 60 gloves which was a (800,300,150 stat) for me only relying on my dodging skills which I’m good of. The first game was Jasper using a Spear maiden and me as a Nova user. The game was intense coz it was jasper’s dream since the first day of Level-Up live.

The first game was a win for me, second game Jasper used his thief which was refreshing to me coz I never saw him used a thief before with this jasper grab his first win against me without any doubt

At the third game, as the attendant telling as:

Attendant: Sir time no pa kayo.
DJ: ha? 10minutes palang ah.
Jasper: uu nga, bilis naman.
Attendant: time no po talaga kayo eh.
DJ: cge tapusin lang naming tong last game.

The 3rd game was another win for me as jasper missed his 3rd MP skill always. Which in no doubt jasper accepted his defeat and smiled with happiness as his request was granted.

Walking back to our booth and stayed for a while preparing to leave, Iko from the Exempt came to Jaydee and ask:

Iko: Jaydee pwede bad aw mag pa picture ung ka guild namin sa iyo?
Jaydee: (smiles) Cge

After taking some pictures with the Lire and arme cosplayer Iko came back again.

Iko: Jaydee sabi nong ka guild namin pwede ba daw sila humingi nang num mo?
Jaydee: (laughs) ha? Cge
Jasper: nako iba talaga pag keannu Reeves
Jaydee : lol

As the cosplayer got near:
Lire: hi pwede humingi nang num mo?
Jaydee: ahh cge (types in her cellphone)
Lire: (smiles) thankyou ha.
DJ: nako bata pa yan, delikado ka dyan
Jaydee: lol la un.

Watching at the cosplayers I can sense their eagerness to have some quality time with jaydee, despite of their young age. Which was not a surprise for me since Jaydee has the looks to make him a certified *Chick Magnet*

By the time the Kamikazee was starting to rock the World Trade it was also the time for us to say our goodbyes leaving Jay of the Kamikazee doing his unreasonable acts for entertaining the crowd. As we went outside at the cold night we found ourselves thinking where to have our Late Night Celebration.


Running on my mind was Blue Wave which was near in our area, then we called a taxi and ride our way out going to the bar. Talking all the nasty things that jaydee can do with those cosplayers was the topic on that taxi. We arrived at Blue Wave exactly 9:45PM which was cold and tiring from the activity, a band was already playing at the garden area which we can’t have a descent conversation and decided to take our celebration at Gerry’s Grill which is more an appropriate talking area. We sat on this bench type area which was a little comfy, beside me was Jasper while jaydee sitting alone in front of us.

I took the Menu, I asked the boys what they want they said: “Ikaw na bahala”

So I ordered in no particular order since I can’t remember:
Crispy Calamares
Sizzling Tuna Sisig
6 Steamed Rice
1 Beer Tower (equivalent of 12 bottles of beer)
= Php 858.00

While waiting for our food, some enjoyable topics where opened, majority of it was from the Level-Up live
Then food arrived, which was served by my opinion was a Kinky Waitress, she had a black skirt and a red upper dress. Keen observation I bet she has a 34,26,35 (vital stats), not bad .

Jasper then asked the waitress:

Jasper: miss pwede humingi nang sawsawan.
Waitress: cge po, sandali lang sir.

It came in mind that I was interested on hitting this girl, just to show off with jasper and jaydee. As the waitress forgot jasper’s request I called her:

DJ: miss ung sawsawan nga pala?
Waitress: ay uu nga pala sori sir teka lang.
DJ: Nako nagtatampo na ung kasama ko pano yan.
Waitress: sir naman ang bilis magtampo
DJ: ikaw kasi (winks)

After we finish eating I called the waitress again to clean up our table:

DJ: Miss, ano oras out mo d2?
Waitress: maya pa po 2am sir.
DJ: ahhh. Pwede ko ba hingiin num mo maya?
Waitress: (smiles)

As we about to start our Drinking session:

Jasper: hayup, idol talaga kita DJ
DJ: lol (laughs)
Jaydee: (laughs)

Now as we have our first few glasses out of the midst Jasper opened a topic:
Jasper: mga tol kelan yong first Experience nyo?
Jaydee: (Laughs)
DJ: (laughs) cge ikaw una.

As Jasper started to tell his story, it was kinda funny because it was so high school which was refreshing for me.
After jasper, jaydee was next on the hot seat. This time it was so College, I bet you guys wanna know what did they share, sad to say it was all boy talk. So it was a story never to be told but I assure you it will laugh you hearts out.

Like I said to them “What happened in Gerry’s Stays in Gerry’s”

Then came my spotlight as the two lending their ears to me and while the Beer was at its half way.
I gave them a true to life story with a funny side of it which makes it memorable. Jasper was getting his face like a Cherry Boy and Jaydie’s Eyes was like seeing a flash from a camera, indicating the beer running down there system.

Half way of the conversation an unexpected call rang on Jasper’s Phone, for the love of God it was His parents.
Jasper’s Cherry Face became a bark of wood. Reminds me when I was still studying.

Jasper: tol, san sakayan dito papunta (his place)
DJ: may alam ka ba jaydee?
Jaydee: wala eh tanong kayo don sa labas dito lang ako

As I and jasper walked outside we ask some taxi drivers where we he can ride home

Driver: taxi nalang kayo sir
Jasper: Magkano?
Driver: 300
DJ: wag nalang, san pwede sumakay nang jeep dito?
Driver: (pointing) don sir malapit sa Hotel
DJ: ayun pre malapit lang yan pwede mo na lakarin
Jasper: la bang holdaper dyan?
Driver: wala sir, maliwanag dyan
DJ: cge tol ingat ka text lang kung ano
Jasper: (walks away)

I walked back inside seeing Jaydee eager to finish the beer. Then we did finished it in half time it was around 11:05pm

After I paid the bill we pack our things and left the door, (totally forgot to get the num from the waitress)
As we went outside walking straight Jaydee surprisingly said “Hi”. I was curious to whom he was saying it.

Jaydee: tol balikan natin un
DJ: balikan sino?
Jaydee: yong dalawang chicks don o, ung nag Hi.

I turned my head and saw two ladies on their early twenties drinking a glass of beer on a small table.

DJ: cgurado ko ba na nag Hi sa iyo?
Jaydee: oo sure ako, tara balikan natin
DJ: cge ikot tayo d2, balik tayo sa loob tingnan ko kung interasado ba

Then we went back inside pretending we left something, back outside to passed by again
Jaydee never showed interest while I’m focusing my attention to them, as we walked by I heard in a very silent manner of words, “hanggang hi nalang ba?”

Jaydee never heard it, but It was clear on my mind what they said

DJ: jaydee narinig mo ba un?
Jaydee: ala eh ano sabi?
DJ: sabi nila “hanggang hi nalang ba”
Jaydee: ganun ba ano tabihan natin ?
DJ: ikaw? Mapapsubo tayo ngaun
Jaydee: okay lang game?
DJ: (acting like tired) nah, wak na sunod nalang
Jaydee: sayang un.
DJ: wak na, ayaw ko mag pahalata na may gusto tayo sa kanila, cool lang tayo better luck next time.

Then we walked towards the other side of the road as we wait for the bus to come by and ride our way home

-DJ Wacky

Subject: Personal Diary – Mid Year Agenda

Well it’s been a decade of weeks since I last wrote my blog, maybe because of continues work and tight schedule. Now here I am again trying to write something that is worth reading for the Filipino and the Filipino in this country which I live in (thinks: that was crap)

For a start it was a good 1st quarter of the year, I got the chance to go to Iloilo to see my family roots, and also a very special someone, when I say special it’s more like a new mineral found in the deepest part of the earth. I met the girl I’ve love so much ever since when love struck my heart, it was always a dream to see her, talk to her and touch her. All kings horses and all the king’s men can never stop the feeling that I felt during those hours. We met at Gaisano Mall around 2pm, I can’t remember what she wore that time but I tell you she’s like a living Cinderella in my eyes. She was beautiful as beautiful as the garden fairy with wings of an angel.

The whole world stop for a second but it felt like years, even with the stupid crowd walking around, my eyes never left its trance. As I came near to say the few words from my heart, I smiled with confidence and eagerness all throughout. The 2 hours that I was at her side was not enough to fill the emptiness I felt when we were apart but still I thank God for this once in a lifetime chance to see her in reality. Even with all the boundaries that stood still between us, I still can’t stop the feeling I felt for her. So sad to see that she never had the chance to even touch that feeling I had for her. Maybe god has a reason or plan but whatever it is I know it’s something worth waiting for.

Now to talk about the most awaited part of this blog or should I say the boring one (laughs)
Anyway 3 months after I first started cutting the slack of my food intake I shed a couple of pounds already, which it felt good, really felt good. Together with my 1 month workout on the gym, carrying weights and long term cardiovascular exercises it felt awesome. It was the first time I saw muscles on my biceps and good muscle structures on my chest, burning fats and losing weight I bet before reaching my birthday I’ll have that werewolf body from twilight (winks)

The main reason why I wrote a blog today it’s because of my future plans to be un fold as of this moment I already started building my website for my soon to open business which is the *wackiez*, it’s the first graphic studio with teenager’s behind it to ever open here on the Philippines, I guess. It focuses on helping other business regarding on their graphic problems and concerns, from photo editing, photo enhancement, digital art, advertisement materials and many more. With a cheaper rate on a very competitive outcome, wackiez will surely hit the market by storm.

Also next to my future plans is to start a business regarding studying abroad and immigration, as we all know I’m now currently working on the said field but I plan on starting for my own. With the years of experience and knowledge I’m confident enough to build one from scratch. Bet you know it’s not as easy as you see but with my positive thinking I know I’ll manage to pull it off. I’ll be targeting it on my province since it’s a good place to start with and a lot of potential sales. I’m confident enough that my relatives and friends there will help me accomplished this plans, sooner or later I’ll be enjoying my own business like my mother use to be.

Hoping all of this will ride smoothly on the coming days. I hope and pray to God for guidance and wisdom. May all the blessings rain upon me and may all the love be given to someone I cared the most.

- Dj Wacky