Subject: Online Diary – They said I’m Gay?

I really need to make way to make this blog entry cause this definitely had my day smiling. I don’t want to make this long so the reason for this is that some shitty stupid Office mates of mine made gossips that I’m Gay...

Like what the fuck is wrong with the world now, it was my first time to even received that kind of a comment about me. I don’t know where the fuck they got that idea I don’t even know if that’s even reliable. I know this so absurd knowing that a lot people knows who and what I really am and what I do. Does knowing gay lingo or knowing things about girls makes me gay? They just don’t know a damn reason why I know this stuff.

Considering that its an all girl team who made this gossip they just don’t know who they are dealing with. Well enough with this I don’t want to spoil their fun and Just leave it that way. I don’t fucking care what they think, as long as hundreds of people who reads my blog knows who I really am and what I do with Girls...

I’m not mad or anything, I was just annoyed about it but at the back of it I have a big smile. Its like dealing with noobs, the only thing is that their boobs is bigger than their brains.

Subject: How to steal a Girl with a Boyfriend

Ever thought of having that girl you just saw in a mall to be with you? Sounds fun right? The only problem is she has a boyfriend already so does this mean you have no chance already? Feel like giving up already? Don’t lose hope yet I have a few tricks that can help you solve that problem. This are some ideas on how to get the girl break up with her boyfriend and hook up with you instead. It may sound rude but you know the best things in life are for free. *giggles*

Just follow these steps properly:

1. Have a Good Contact
Find ways to be on her circle of friends maybe during her lunch. If she is working try to visit her frequently like you are some kind of a customer. There are so many ways to do this just be creative just making sure you are like a part of her daily life. This is all about her not you if she doesn’t want you to be there then just excuse yourself.

2. Get her Contact Details
There are so many methods now like phone number, mobile number, facebook twitter IM and many more. Try to get one of those that she always uses or the easiest way to communicate with her. This is the start of your one on one relationship with her. Always be innocent about it and remember that you are no more than just friends so don’t go beyond that first.

3. Patience
Try to work your values with her until she sees your good points. Slowly and clearly chip away her thoughts about her boyfriend bringing out the bad sides that she didn’t knew but don’t exaggerate them like it is so obvious. In this way you will be helping yourself insert and encourage doubt about her current relationship. Let’s say make a comment about something you didn’t like about your past girlfriends to see if she agrees or identifies with her own relationship. With this simple way you can influence her to think negatively about her boyfriend. Letting her know that you are interested and willing to give her everything she is lacking with current relationship.

4. Make a Move
Timing is everything so always think advance. This is the time to crux the whole deal, one false move and you’re totally done. Just play it right and perfect.

5. Cook Up her Guilt and Doubt till she breaks up
After this it’s only a matter of time and patience then everything will be into place. Try not to mess it up and just wait for it.


These are just 5 simple steps that can surely help you get that girl from someone. Also try to get her friends behind you make them your friends also. This new friends can help you encourage her more to break up with her current boyfriend.

Maybe you can even look for her boyfriend’s enemies and ask them to help you out with her since they don’t like her boyfriend at all.

Anyway hope you could play this cards right, I have done this like a dozen times already no matter how many guys are chained on her there is always a way for you to have her in a very simple way. Have fun!

Subject: How to look Confident

Okay I know I have been so lazy this past days or months. Don’t blame me for it I was so busy looking for a job, Thank God I have found one. So the next topic I made now is the proper way to look confident in front of a woman. This are just the few but it has the biggest impact. Confidence is one thing that every girl wants to see in a guy and if you don’t have it then your chances of getting her is on a minimal percent. So I’ll give you some idea to have some of that confidence and here they are:

1. Stand straight and Stand Still

If you move around left to right, forward and backward every time you talk or having a conversation you’re not going to come across confidently. Even if you’re the smartest, most intellectual dude on the place it won’t matter at all you always get kick out. So here’s are the things you need to know and do: Place your feet a little bit wider than the usual thing you do. Position yourself comfortable and align with your shoulder. It helps you not to move around always and a good base to do some other things.

2. Stop being Tense

This is very common to all dudes out there; have you ever saw yourself when talking with someone? Do you always do something with your hands every time you talk? Like playing with your pen or your mobile phone, scratch yourself, touch your face? If you do then please STOP IT! This so very unattractive especially in front of a girl it also shows your super lack of confidence. How to fix this is very easy just squeeze your thumb or any finger you have then just drop down your shoulders and let your arms relax on your sides with this you will look so natural and confident.

3. Always Look Straight

If you are nervous you intend to look around and it is very terrible to see. One of the key factor in self confidence is to able to have a good solid eye contact. Yes eye contact is a very vital thing to do. Keep your head up and look her in the eye and never lose contact keep it steady. This is something hard to do at first but a little practice can make a huge difference. Sometimes at start we look at a girl then a few seconds we break the connection but to boost up your chances don’t break the connection first let the girl look away instead of you. Putting a cheeky smile with it will surely give you a surprised on how the world will smile back at you.

4. Move with your Head.

Being smooth is so sexy to see, Jerking movements suggest anxiety and nervousness and it is very unattractive. To look confident just move your head on a slow and subtle sexy movement like nothing is bothering you at all this way you will look cool and relaxed.

5. Slow and Smooth Walk

Always teach and practice yourself to move slowly and smooth. By doing this it really shows a huge amount of confidence in you. Even if you are place on a crowded room a person that moves with grace style and smoothness will surely be the most attractive person on the room.

6. Smile

A guy with a good confident smile can make a huge difference among the rest. If you smile this shows that you are approachable and a person that is very easy to be with. This is something that girls like someone that they can just get with easily. So try to smile everyday or every time you meet and talk to a person you will notice a very positive response.

So this is just the few things that you can do that will make a huge difference of your daily life especially when meeting and dating a girl. So go and practice this I’m sure you will have a great day.

Subject: Types of Girlfriends

Someone asked me before regarding that all Girlfriends are the same. Just to help you out I categorized all the types of Girlfriends there are.

Sick Type: This girls are very predictable and miserable always, this type of girls always complaints, whiner and seems to be pale and ill every time. Things to remember that this type of girls can be so contagious which means you will as be as sick as her.

Smart Type: These are the demanding and commanding type of girls. The type of girl wherein she doesn’t request you to do anything but orders you to stand straight, change your clothes or even what you eat. These are the bossy and more like a Mom type of a girlfriend. Sometimes she is right but not a good one for your male ego

Nice Girl Type: A type of girl who enjoys everything you like. Everything you said she always agrees on them. Cheerful, kind and ready to forgive.

Shy Type: This girl can’t decide about anything in life. She needs you to decide what is good or bad for her the only thing is she gets perturbed easily too.
Screechy Type: Always shouts and yells at you every time. She only pays attention on you for quite some time after that she gets hysterical again. She is a Devil someone you need to stay away from.

Wild Type: These are the typical fast and city inspired girls a good pastime for a spell. Always ready to share drinks and some good conversations. This are fun girls to be with but very unpredictable in a long relationships.

Dream Girl Type: A type of girl that adores you and loves you always. She is just perfect, gorgeous and a perfect match. A girl with a good sense of humor is intelligent and uninhibited. A type of girl that you can only have in your dreams.

Whoever she is just be proud of her. Enjoy Guys.

Subject: Personal Diary - Sex Parade

As I was reading couple of books today, I realized how fast life has been. While on the midst of remembrance I was reading a book about hypnotism which I find very useful. Anyways this post is not about what I found out on that book I just want to share all the best moments I had with all the girls I have met since college. These are the few but the most memorable one’s that was a blast.

Cliza was a 2nd year student in Ateneo De Davao with a short black hair and a body of a lingerie model. I met her when I was on first years in college. I showed her some mind reading tricks and she showed me some interesting humor. I asked her for a date took her on a private beach resort. On the cottage she took off all her clothes except her panties and rubber shoes. We haggled and nimble each other then we made love.

Mich was an 18 years old girl I met during Araw nang Davao in MTS. She oozed confidence, sensuality and good breeding. That night she slipped away from her parents and we wandered along the streets until we ended up in a cheap room. We had sex then left by the next morning.

Mai was a 21 year old girl taking up Education in college. I met her on SMS and I invited her for a movie together then kissed her on our first date. Few days from that we had a beach party at night then ended at our house, I brought her at my dad’s room and had sex with her, few days more and days more 

Princess was a girl I met on the TV Chat program. She was 17 years old, long black haired, her Breast was small but her butt was great. We had some movies then I invited her to our house, we watch some DVD then I gently lowered her pants and panties then had sex with her with her clothes on.

Karla was an older woman with chiseled features and a great boob job. I met her at a resort I’ve work here at manila. She told me it was her birthday but wouldn’t say her age. I bet she was around 37, as a present I told her I’ll be hers tonight. We had sex that night. We role-played. I was the suspect and she was the naughty policewoman.

She was a girl from CEU with large breast, together with her 5 friends with small breast. I can’t remember her name. We talked for 30min, and then I took her by the hand and led her to the bathroom. We gave each other oral sex and never met again.

Alex was a waitress on a popular fast food chain who was In need of fun; Maria was a single mom who wanted to rediscover her sexuality. Karen was a bored call center girl whose sex life had died. Jen was a saleslady who had a skill of a popular porn star. This four girls I met in just a month.

Michelle an 18 year old girl that took my breath away, I met her on a local chat room that ended up in a dozen of dates. During my birthday we had fun on Star City then went back to an Inn then had sex with her three times in just one night.

Alona a pretty Korean look girl that worked on a call center, her breast was flat but she works wonders on bed. She moaned and laughed at the end I have to leave the company.

Aifa is a girl I met recently she was on her 20’s, met her during a job interview. She’s fair and tall, very funny to be with. Never had sex with her yet but I already gave her an orgasm looking forward for more.

My hard works and studies had come true. Girls were not a challenge to me anymore. Once I’d met them and taken them to a date it was easy to have sex with her. In the past I was such a loser, I can’t even get a single word out my mouth in front of a girl.

I finally understand the process of attraction and the signals girls gave. When talking to a girl I could tell if she is attracted to me or not. Even if she was acting distant or felt uncomfortable, I knew when to speak or when not. When to push or not; when to flirt or just talk; when to kiss and when to say we were moving too fast.

Whatever test, challenge, or objection a girl will give I will always know how to respond. It’s not that I’m afraid to lose or to fail; it gives heartwarming feeling of winning over something that you’ve work hard off.

Now I’m on the edge of retiring it never grows old of remembering things that made life sexually fun.

-Dj Wacky

Subject: Lesson of the Day – Filipina Girls Darkest Secrets

Hello Guys, last month September I have conducted my own survey and I interview like dozens of girls from different schools. I asked them some random questions regarding on their relationships and how they wanted it to be. Surprisingly I have unraveled some deepest secrets that girls are hiding towards boys. Luckily I’m going to share it to everyone so that you won’t have that curious look in your face.

Actually this could put me in trouble just by sharing this one :D

And let me tell you guys this is not all theory okay, this came from a real girls mind.

Okay here it is,

“Girls Cheat a Lot”
I know people say that boys are dogs but if you think about it women have all that opportunity. If a girl wants to get a little piece of actions for herself, it's not hard it’s simple for her. If you aren’t doing it for her, she will and mostly gets her satisfaction somewhere else. Let’s just face it girls are much better in hiding secrets than boys they can even keep that angelic face they have.

“Girls Love’s Sex”
Yes you probably think that girls here are not a fan of the nasty thing but you’re wrong, they wanted it more than boys do. If ever you had a chance to see a girl having sex you will notice that she’s wanting for it longer and more than boys do, sex rocks for girls. Even if you will realized that girls is down with it they have this self defense coz they will just not give it away that fast. Women have evolved to be very careful about their choice in boys; they simply have a better conscious control over their desire than guys do.

“Girls want boys to approach them”
This is one thing what college boys don’t believe, boys always assume that a girl is busy or she’s not going to like me that sort of stuff so we are assuming things without even validating it. Boys don’t even bother to check it to see it for themselves and this is one reason why boy’s don’t approach girl’s because of this beliefs. Just asked yourself do you think girls are bothered or annoyed if boys like us are going to approach her and talked to her?

Here’s a survey from a PUA forums

“I asked a very attractive Asian girl what her experience with guys approaching her was:
I asked: How frequently do guys approach you?
She said: "This week I'd say 0 guys approached. They showed interest but ... weren't able to turn it into a conversation..."
I asked: How many wanted to approach but didnt?
She said: "Percentage-wise, I'd say 95%."
WOW...!
Interesting, huh?
Now, I know that a lot of guys will hear that and say, "Well that's just ONE woman. Most women don't feel that way."
Nope.
Sorry.
This is true for every woman I've ever talked to.
Here are the facts from a recent survey:
41% of the women I asked said that they are only annoyed at guys when they're boorish and crude...
36% said they are almost always flattered by the approach...
22% said they were excited and happy to meet someone new.
And - get this - 0% (ZERO!) said that they are annoyed all the time when guys approach them.
I also asked them:
If you do go to bars, would you go to a bar to meet guys? Or something else?
35% said they went to have fun, but there was a possibility to meet someone...
65% said they don't really go to bars to meet men. They go to socialize and chill.
And - get this - 0% said they go to bars to meet men.
I personally think that every woman goes to bars with that hope in the back of her head that she will meet a guy, but it's not the primary reason she goes.
Women want men to approach them - and especially during the day - because most of the quality women don't go to bars to "pickup" guys.”
Anyways I hope you boys learned something about this one and take that curiosity about girls away from your mind
- DJ Wacky

Subject: Field Report- Beer Run W/ Former Officemates

Okay it was Sept 18, 2010 and I just resigned from my job in One Global Contact Center as a Call Center Agent. During that time I’m already dying to have a cold ice beer coz it’s been like 3 months since I last had one. Days before I resigned I already informed some of my friends that I want a little time out and for us to hang around for awhile, so we agreed to have a beer run on Saturday which all of us have an equal share of the expenses.

So Saturday morning I woke up early around 7am I took a bath and wrote something of my other blogs, I waited till 10am after that I headed directly to SM Megamall coz that’s were our meeting place would be. Upon going there I already texted them that I’m on my way, I texted Paoulo, Ramel and Clariz that I’m already at megamall lower ground floor on the arcade area. Few hours from that time Ramel came fresh from work. We talked for awhile on what’s going on my previous company which gave me smile coz its seems everything is okay after I left the company. We waited for an hour and we talked where will be having a drinking session so we decided to have it Gerry’s Grill on Blue Wave Pasay City. Actually it was also a favor for Ramel since his ride going to Las Piñas was near there, so he went back first to his apartment to get some clothes and I was left there playing for awhile. Minutes to that Clariz texted that she was already there, so I try to check and found her on the benches but I didn’t meet her yet coz I was on appetite to eat a large Ice cream, I bought a 20pesos worth of ice cream then I headed back to meet Clariz.

It was also the first time I saw Clariz again since the time she worked on a another company and I was happy to see her again coz she was a good friend of mine back at One Global. So we both sat down for awhile exchanging some stories but it was more about her than me. Since Paoulo is on his way also Ramel from his apartment Clariz and I decided to walk around for awhile. We walked slow coz we got plenty of stories to share on which was fun, we got on the 4th floor where there was a ongoing Tournament for an Online Game. I was excited to see what it was coz me myself I’m an Online Gamer so I drag along Clariz there and explained to her what was the game all about which I’m sure was something new for her. A minute late Ramel texted that he was already back so Clariz and I headed back down to meet him. He was there on the benches and Clariz was excited to talk to him coz he was her group mate before. So I let them talked for awhile and me playing some arcade games waiting for Paoulo to arrive.

An hour from that Paoulo arrived so we all headed down to MRT to ride our way going to Blue Wave. While on the train we exchange different stories, funny moments and future plans even on that time we already had fun.

DJ: Wow si Paoulo loyal oh my ID pa, nakakahiya naman sa iyo cge susuot din ako
Clariz: o nga

So Clariz and I reach out for our ID’s from our past company just to mimic Pauolo on his loyalty to the company, Ramel just laughed about it and didn’t joined us to have fun with Paoulo. We arrived at Taft station then headed down to ride a jeepney going to Blue Wave, accidentally the driver never heard me saying that we are already on the place instead he drove further more from our destination. Which actually suck but it’s okay we just walked our way back under the freaking heat of the sun, good thing I did brought my manly umbrella and Clariz also got her Divisoria CK shades.

We finally arrived at blue wave and entered at Gerry’s Grill where we only saw a couple of customers since it were still early for Gimikeros. We sat down on a table near the window and just near the door, it was cozy but it was okay for me. Sat down and feeling comfy we took a moment to relax while waiting for the waiter. Exhausted from the long walk we finally decided what we are going to order after 15min looking at the menu. One order of San Miguel Draft Tower nothing more nothing less, it’s all about the booze: D

It was around 4pm when the booze arrived, four clean glasses with one bucket of ice and its party time. Clariz took the first shot and boy she’s down with it she got the bottoms up down the toilet, all natural drinkers I may say. I open the valve and have that sweet cold aroma of the beer pouring on my ice filled glass thinking “Shet! This is it; I will finally have the taste of beer once again”. After it was filled I raise the glass smiled like a winner and drunk that booze all the way down. My God it was a amazing nothing beats an ice cold beer for ages, Ramel and Paoulo followed afterwards with all those smiles on our faces like we won something big. Glass after glass we talked a lot of things, reminiscing all the experience we had, all the fun and laughter, even our saddest moments we tackle everything. Booze was not enough to keep the day going so we ordered one plate of chicken skin, 10min after it was done we were surprised to see not a plate but a handful pieces of chicken skin together with some “atsara” and they call that a “pulutan” to be honest it was only good for one person and we were four how the hell would we divide that one. Not a second or two the chicken vanish like a pick-up food on a buffet table. Unsatisfied we the horror Paoulo step outside to buy something while the three of us are still there shocked on what we saw. Few minutes later Paoulo came with two large picnic snack that we instantly opened, placed on the saucer and finally *boila!* instant “pulutan” with a mix.

Clariz was hungry that time so she took the menu an ordered one “pancit canton”, after 15min it was done and it was delicious, good enough for two persons but we manage to share it for all. The booze run out so we ordered one Tower again just to seal the deal, seeing Ramel and Paoulo having those droopy eyes we can surely see that their tipsy already, leaving me and Clariz to stay on the game *Mano o Mano*.

As everyone knows drinking a lot means going a lot to the comfort room, first to stand up was Paoulo then it was Ramel few minutes later it was my turn but I invited Clariz to join me to go there but not on the male side Hell No.. super disaster like SUPER…. I got out first waited for her on the courtyard watching a free movie being played and it was (Don’t Mess with the Zohan) Clariz came out and I took a moment to show her the movie coz I definitely know she haven’t seen it yet, after that we went back together with the other boys to finish the booze coz it was around like 6pm already.

Coming back from the Comfort Room

Ramel: Naka ilang rounds ba?
DJ: apat lang pare
Clariz: Sira talaga kayo!
Everybody laughed about it and every time we go to the comfort room we always ask “naka ilang rounds ba?”

The night was getting late, Ramel and Paoulo had given up so it was me and Clariz who need to finish up the booze, it was like 5 glasses straight each just to finish the whole tower. We called the waiter; ask for the check, pay the bills, then we call it a day. We walk outside to see a lot of people already then we walk straight to the highway, Ramel was going for the other way so we part ways coz me, Clariz and Paoulo will be riding our buses near MOA. We decided to go inside MOA to take our last leak before going home coz it was a long trip then we headed to the terminal with all the red faces and sleepy eyes. I place my arm on Paoulo’s shoulder then I took Clariz hand for a moment upon crossing the road just to avoid accidents. Then the bus arrived Clariz and I rode first leaving Paoulo there after some goodbyes.

Inside the bus Clariz and I talked some other things just to keep her awake coz she needs to ride another vehicle going home, we talked a lot of things that I can’t remember what that was but I’m sure we discuss something. We arrived at Cubao getting off the bus I took her by the hand again as we cross the side of the road coz I’m a gentleman *winks*

Then we walked towards Aurora, waited for a jeep, and then finally after a few minutes she found one said our goodbyes then there she goes. As for me I need to walk back again going home, reaching our house with a warm smile and an unforgettable memories.

- DJ Wacky

P.S Thanks to Gerry’s Grill for giving me a Chance to Taste Beer again after 3 months :D