Subject: Lesson of the Day – Sex in Reality

Every guys sexuality are often found easily due to strip clubs, porn websites, magazines and many more, but despite of all this, we men kept our desires repressed often.

A guys mind thinks sex more than every girl's imagination. Some people like teachers think of fucking their students, fathers fucking their daughter’s friend, doctor’s think about fucking their patients. This is the kind of reality that every man should accept. On every woman walking around the planet there is always a man dreaming of her and fucked her all the way. Even if that guy doesn’t know that girl or that girl doesn’t know that guys. Every girl is a victim, a student walks in front of a guy as she passes that guy is already raping her by imagination. The greatest lie that a girl should see in this modern world of dating is that in order to have sex with a girl, a man must pretend in all means that he doesn’t like the girl.

Most appalling to women is the male obsession with teenage girls or hot woman. If all men really desire a woman like that, then the marriage and happily ever after fantasies is far from reality. Most men would see a girls face then pretend that he likes her even though his agenda of fantasies is in her body.

Luckily, this is not the end of the story, Men are visual thinkers, we always get deceived by our own eyes, but the truth is that the fantasy is often better than the reality. I had just learned that lesson. Guys like us are not animals. We merely think we are and, on occasion, act as if we are, but, by believing on our nature, girls have the amazing power to inspire us till we live through. This is one reason why men tend to fear commitment and sometimes, as in my case, even if I rebel against it by endeavoring to bring out the worst in a woman

-Dj Wacky

Subject: Field Report- After Party with jasper24 and iKaizye at Gerry’s Grill Blue Wave Pasay.

The night was young and still full of energy, hoping to bring someone home, yet I saw myself having an after party with my guild mates. At 8:45pm Nov 9, 2009 at the Level-Up live, while I’m preparing in packing up our things in our Guild Booth I heard out loud coming from the top speakers, “??????? To Shinsengumi”

Which came into my mind like a whisper of “ what the hell”. Few minutes later on the midst of my packing up Jaydee and jasper came.

Jasper: DJ nanalo tayo.
Jaydee: Uu na announce kanina.
DJ : ha? Nanalo san?
Jaydee: sa Guild Booth daw.
Jasper: Hanapin daw natin si GM Anael
DJ: tara

Roaming around like a bunch of dogs looking for food, we covered the whole area and found no trace of GM Anael, reaching to our limits we found GM Anael at the backstage

DJ: Gm, GM GM!
GM Anael: o bakit?
DJ: GM hanapin daw po namin kayo.
GM Anael: o sino pala kayo? (raises eyebrow)
DJ: GM sa shinsengumi po kami, nanalo po daw kami sa booth?
Jaydee: yong na announce po kanina.
GM Anael: ah, oo nanalo kayo.
DJ: cgurado ho ba kayo Gm? Kasi di po talaga namin expected yon.
Jasper: oo, kasi ang pangit po nong Booth namin
GM Anael: Binase kasi sa Volume eh 2 lang kayo Booth sa GC tapos marami pang tao sa booth nyo kaya don kayo nanalo.
DJ: ahhh ic, pano yong prize GM?
GM Anael: announce nalang namin sa boards nyo.
DJ: oh okay, cge GM thank you po.
GM Anael: cge (winks at Jaydee)

Yes if I’m not mistaken I saw him wink at Jaydee in a splint second, which gave a smile on my face, imagining some scenarios that may happen.

During the few hours before ending the whole activity, I accepted jasper’s request to have his one on one with me, as we went to the gaming area we took some pictures for fun. As we sat down in our sits jasper requested to have a B+ match which was okay with me.

I took all my accessories maintaining my composite bow and level 60 gloves which was a (800,300,150 stat) for me only relying on my dodging skills which I’m good of. The first game was Jasper using a Spear maiden and me as a Nova user. The game was intense coz it was jasper’s dream since the first day of Level-Up live.

The first game was a win for me, second game Jasper used his thief which was refreshing to me coz I never saw him used a thief before with this jasper grab his first win against me without any doubt

At the third game, as the attendant telling as:

Attendant: Sir time no pa kayo.
DJ: ha? 10minutes palang ah.
Jasper: uu nga, bilis naman.
Attendant: time no po talaga kayo eh.
DJ: cge tapusin lang naming tong last game.

The 3rd game was another win for me as jasper missed his 3rd MP skill always. Which in no doubt jasper accepted his defeat and smiled with happiness as his request was granted.

Walking back to our booth and stayed for a while preparing to leave, Iko from the Exempt came to Jaydee and ask:

Iko: Jaydee pwede bad aw mag pa picture ung ka guild namin sa iyo?
Jaydee: (smiles) Cge

After taking some pictures with the Lire and arme cosplayer Iko came back again.

Iko: Jaydee sabi nong ka guild namin pwede ba daw sila humingi nang num mo?
Jaydee: (laughs) ha? Cge
Jasper: nako iba talaga pag keannu Reeves
Jaydee : lol

As the cosplayer got near:
Lire: hi pwede humingi nang num mo?
Jaydee: ahh cge (types in her cellphone)
Lire: (smiles) thankyou ha.
DJ: nako bata pa yan, delikado ka dyan
Jaydee: lol la un.

Watching at the cosplayers I can sense their eagerness to have some quality time with jaydee, despite of their young age. Which was not a surprise for me since Jaydee has the looks to make him a certified *Chick Magnet*

By the time the Kamikazee was starting to rock the World Trade it was also the time for us to say our goodbyes leaving Jay of the Kamikazee doing his unreasonable acts for entertaining the crowd. As we went outside at the cold night we found ourselves thinking where to have our Late Night Celebration.


Running on my mind was Blue Wave which was near in our area, then we called a taxi and ride our way out going to the bar. Talking all the nasty things that jaydee can do with those cosplayers was the topic on that taxi. We arrived at Blue Wave exactly 9:45PM which was cold and tiring from the activity, a band was already playing at the garden area which we can’t have a descent conversation and decided to take our celebration at Gerry’s Grill which is more an appropriate talking area. We sat on this bench type area which was a little comfy, beside me was Jasper while jaydee sitting alone in front of us.

I took the Menu, I asked the boys what they want they said: “Ikaw na bahala”

So I ordered in no particular order since I can’t remember:
Crispy Calamares
Sizzling Tuna Sisig
6 Steamed Rice
1 Beer Tower (equivalent of 12 bottles of beer)
= Php 858.00

While waiting for our food, some enjoyable topics where opened, majority of it was from the Level-Up live
Then food arrived, which was served by my opinion was a Kinky Waitress, she had a black skirt and a red upper dress. Keen observation I bet she has a 34,26,35 (vital stats), not bad .

Jasper then asked the waitress:

Jasper: miss pwede humingi nang sawsawan.
Waitress: cge po, sandali lang sir.

It came in mind that I was interested on hitting this girl, just to show off with jasper and jaydee. As the waitress forgot jasper’s request I called her:

DJ: miss ung sawsawan nga pala?
Waitress: ay uu nga pala sori sir teka lang.
DJ: Nako nagtatampo na ung kasama ko pano yan.
Waitress: sir naman ang bilis magtampo
DJ: ikaw kasi (winks)

After we finish eating I called the waitress again to clean up our table:

DJ: Miss, ano oras out mo d2?
Waitress: maya pa po 2am sir.
DJ: ahhh. Pwede ko ba hingiin num mo maya?
Waitress: (smiles)

As we about to start our Drinking session:

Jasper: hayup, idol talaga kita DJ
DJ: lol (laughs)
Jaydee: (laughs)

Now as we have our first few glasses out of the midst Jasper opened a topic:
Jasper: mga tol kelan yong first Experience nyo?
Jaydee: (Laughs)
DJ: (laughs) cge ikaw una.

As Jasper started to tell his story, it was kinda funny because it was so high school which was refreshing for me.
After jasper, jaydee was next on the hot seat. This time it was so College, I bet you guys wanna know what did they share, sad to say it was all boy talk. So it was a story never to be told but I assure you it will laugh you hearts out.

Like I said to them “What happened in Gerry’s Stays in Gerry’s”

Then came my spotlight as the two lending their ears to me and while the Beer was at its half way.
I gave them a true to life story with a funny side of it which makes it memorable. Jasper was getting his face like a Cherry Boy and Jaydie’s Eyes was like seeing a flash from a camera, indicating the beer running down there system.

Half way of the conversation an unexpected call rang on Jasper’s Phone, for the love of God it was His parents.
Jasper’s Cherry Face became a bark of wood. Reminds me when I was still studying.

Jasper: tol, san sakayan dito papunta (his place)
DJ: may alam ka ba jaydee?
Jaydee: wala eh tanong kayo don sa labas dito lang ako

As I and jasper walked outside we ask some taxi drivers where we he can ride home

Driver: taxi nalang kayo sir
Jasper: Magkano?
Driver: 300
DJ: wag nalang, san pwede sumakay nang jeep dito?
Driver: (pointing) don sir malapit sa Hotel
DJ: ayun pre malapit lang yan pwede mo na lakarin
Jasper: la bang holdaper dyan?
Driver: wala sir, maliwanag dyan
DJ: cge tol ingat ka text lang kung ano
Jasper: (walks away)

I walked back inside seeing Jaydee eager to finish the beer. Then we did finished it in half time it was around 11:05pm

After I paid the bill we pack our things and left the door, (totally forgot to get the num from the waitress)
As we went outside walking straight Jaydee surprisingly said “Hi”. I was curious to whom he was saying it.

Jaydee: tol balikan natin un
DJ: balikan sino?
Jaydee: yong dalawang chicks don o, ung nag Hi.

I turned my head and saw two ladies on their early twenties drinking a glass of beer on a small table.

DJ: cgurado ko ba na nag Hi sa iyo?
Jaydee: oo sure ako, tara balikan natin
DJ: cge ikot tayo d2, balik tayo sa loob tingnan ko kung interasado ba

Then we went back inside pretending we left something, back outside to passed by again
Jaydee never showed interest while I’m focusing my attention to them, as we walked by I heard in a very silent manner of words, “hanggang hi nalang ba?”

Jaydee never heard it, but It was clear on my mind what they said

DJ: jaydee narinig mo ba un?
Jaydee: ala eh ano sabi?
DJ: sabi nila “hanggang hi nalang ba”
Jaydee: ganun ba ano tabihan natin ?
DJ: ikaw? Mapapsubo tayo ngaun
Jaydee: okay lang game?
DJ: (acting like tired) nah, wak na sunod nalang
Jaydee: sayang un.
DJ: wak na, ayaw ko mag pahalata na may gusto tayo sa kanila, cool lang tayo better luck next time.

Then we walked towards the other side of the road as we wait for the bus to come by and ride our way home

-DJ Wacky

Subject: Personal Diary – Mid Year Agenda

Well it’s been a decade of weeks since I last wrote my blog, maybe because of continues work and tight schedule. Now here I am again trying to write something that is worth reading for the Filipino and the Filipino in this country which I live in (thinks: that was crap)

For a start it was a good 1st quarter of the year, I got the chance to go to Iloilo to see my family roots, and also a very special someone, when I say special it’s more like a new mineral found in the deepest part of the earth. I met the girl I’ve love so much ever since when love struck my heart, it was always a dream to see her, talk to her and touch her. All kings horses and all the king’s men can never stop the feeling that I felt during those hours. We met at Gaisano Mall around 2pm, I can’t remember what she wore that time but I tell you she’s like a living Cinderella in my eyes. She was beautiful as beautiful as the garden fairy with wings of an angel.

The whole world stop for a second but it felt like years, even with the stupid crowd walking around, my eyes never left its trance. As I came near to say the few words from my heart, I smiled with confidence and eagerness all throughout. The 2 hours that I was at her side was not enough to fill the emptiness I felt when we were apart but still I thank God for this once in a lifetime chance to see her in reality. Even with all the boundaries that stood still between us, I still can’t stop the feeling I felt for her. So sad to see that she never had the chance to even touch that feeling I had for her. Maybe god has a reason or plan but whatever it is I know it’s something worth waiting for.

Now to talk about the most awaited part of this blog or should I say the boring one (laughs)
Anyway 3 months after I first started cutting the slack of my food intake I shed a couple of pounds already, which it felt good, really felt good. Together with my 1 month workout on the gym, carrying weights and long term cardiovascular exercises it felt awesome. It was the first time I saw muscles on my biceps and good muscle structures on my chest, burning fats and losing weight I bet before reaching my birthday I’ll have that werewolf body from twilight (winks)

The main reason why I wrote a blog today it’s because of my future plans to be un fold as of this moment I already started building my website for my soon to open business which is the *wackiez*, it’s the first graphic studio with teenager’s behind it to ever open here on the Philippines, I guess. It focuses on helping other business regarding on their graphic problems and concerns, from photo editing, photo enhancement, digital art, advertisement materials and many more. With a cheaper rate on a very competitive outcome, wackiez will surely hit the market by storm.

Also next to my future plans is to start a business regarding studying abroad and immigration, as we all know I’m now currently working on the said field but I plan on starting for my own. With the years of experience and knowledge I’m confident enough to build one from scratch. Bet you know it’s not as easy as you see but with my positive thinking I know I’ll manage to pull it off. I’ll be targeting it on my province since it’s a good place to start with and a lot of potential sales. I’m confident enough that my relatives and friends there will help me accomplished this plans, sooner or later I’ll be enjoying my own business like my mother use to be.

Hoping all of this will ride smoothly on the coming days. I hope and pray to God for guidance and wisdom. May all the blessings rain upon me and may all the love be given to someone I cared the most.

- Dj Wacky

Subject: Personal Diary- Winds of Change

Well what do you know 2010 just kicked in from nowhere, seriously Happy New year to everyone .I hope my tardiness of greeting everyone won’t affect your interest on reading my daily personal blog.
Here we are again to witness another segment on my life, but this time I want to make it a little deep.
My 2010 kicked off with a rough start, work filled with pressure, time filled with hindrance and emotions filled with suffering.

Dj: *thinks and inhaled deep*

Let me start by just saying: *Life is full of Sh!t* excuse my manners but it’s the easiest way to put it all down. *winks*

Seriously I made some good and positive start this year I finally got the guts to go on with my diet program,

Having ½ Cup of Rice on each meal, but I’m striving hard to have no rice at all, I don’t eat pork anymore nor beef, I only eat veggies and fish, also it I don’t eat anything that Is fried, grilled or roast, and lastly I intake lots of liquid. Mostly I average of 3 litters a day either water or a fruit Juice *Fit N’ Right*

Around the start of February I’ll be starting my daily routines at the gym, having the weight loss program because seriously I need to get fit before July 27 which is my Birthday and the reason for this is still hidden on the shadows. *winks*
2 weeks on my program I manage to lose 6 pounds, which in no doubt was a good result.

Now other things I would like to share is more on my emotional side, as everyone or mostly of you knew that I’m somewhat emotionally weak, behind this sense of humor and strong character hides a very sensitive guy.

I hope everyone remembered a blog I made last jan5 which was titled *Love Boomerang*.
If you do then this would be the continuation of it, coz right now I’m hanging on a thread line with no ropes or cords to support me. To shorten it up I don’t think anyone would I understand what I’m feeling right now.

Dj: *sighs*

I hate to admit it but I just can’t stop myself on loving her, and I’m really pissed of it already. My mind always says to me to do what was right and that is to just set her free. Many times I attempted it, and many times it failed. Right now it’s another f*ck up situation.

Dj: *Thinks*What the hell is wrong with you wacky, you got all the girls on the metro, all the assess you can shake, all the nights you can take.
If only GOD can give me a real reason for this, than I would fully understand this destiny that is right in front of me. Why can’t I just listen to my friends and do everything they say, why can’t I just pretend and ignore it for eternity?, Why can’t I just let it dry down and be forgotten? Why, why?, why?.

Why did God gave me the strength to look for her?
Why did God make me feel in love again?
Why did God chose her and not someone else?

So many questions but zero in answers, but one thing I’m sure, I don’t feel being wrong on loving her.
I know she felt it, in any way possible. What I’m doing right now is to wait for the answers to be given. Negative or positive, it may somehow affect the life I have right now.

For now I’m trying to just leave it behind the closet and concentrate on something else. I have a beautiful *syota* right now which really is very supportive with me even if we don’t have that commitment for each other. Every little help she gives I acknowledge it in every unique way there is. I care for her, having her in my life for 9 months is a blessing in disguised. I have the greatest friends which in no doubt are really fun to be with *thinks Equinox*
A very loyal and trusted Best friend who never fails to watch over me, and very loving dad who supports me in every aspect of my life.

Upon posting this blog I hope everyone would fully understand how surprises can really affect a person’s way of life, surprises that you ought never to understand

As of now I’m letting my mind control my emotions and hoping to avoid a scene, but if I choose to follow me heart then some things are to be wished for and that is:

For her to understand how much I love her.
For her to know that I want her back
Lastly for her to know that I’m happy even with the consequences that catered my life when I found her.

Simple wishes likes this contains a millions words of hope. Life is not easy if the wind is blowing on the wrong start

And loving is hard if the *winds of change* is flying beside your heart

- DJ Wacky

P.S

Had Enough? Well watch out for more of this epic love story.

Subject: Personal Diary- Love Boomerang

Long time ago I was just a regular college student working up on my grades. Like all ordinary students I had all the fun in my life including all the bad sh*t there is.

During my first year college it was kind of hysterical knowing that it was another step or sector of my life. I took up Mass Communication as a course coz it somehow related in my interest
(Thinks Girls, Parties, Booze) Oh Cut it out!!!, seriously I like talking, A LOT!!!

Which my course do suits my months of dilemma , also not to mention I’m evading any math related courses coz I suck in numbers. I graduated in High school having a 76.8% in Math.
It was one heck of luck that stood by my side.

Ateneo was my school, I’m not trying to be boastful but it’s the school what my parents want. Actually if you ask me I like to have my college in UP or UST. (Okay Shut Up DJ!!!! The title is Love Boomerang get to it QUICK). Okay why did I put a title named Love Boomerang it’s because of someone who changed my life up to now. During my first year in college was still the time of the epic new world of texting and texting was the new way of getting into relationships. It’s risky actually doing things like this but the experienced I have was a little bit different.

One day I was playing on my phone which was a Nokia 5110 which is customized with transparent casing and some Colored LEDS which was the bomb of the year. I composed a message containing *Hi* Yes it was just a Hi... duh! I send it to random numbers by my count I send it to more than 50 numbers. A lot replied from different areas of the country but one captured my time.

She was from Iloilo, and her name was Aiza *sorry can’t put the whole name*. I tell you her kind was the most rarest there is, I didn’t waited for another day not to have her as expected I courted her immediately. She was tough, I never anticipated of courting a girl that would at least last for 3 weeks. Damn! It was the longest struggle I had on pursuing a girl I want. I’ve said all the sweetest words there is on my dictionary and I’ve constructed them in the most romantic way I can the reason for this: *I was In Love* for the 2nd time in my life I felt Love. Till the day I finally had my sweet yes from her, my heart was playing:
*Stars Spangled Banner*
Yes! It was playing the whole day. Trumpets blowing with wind while my feelings serenade with the world.

I was thinking:
*Oh God, if there was something I would like to put in bible of love this is it.*

Our Relationship was one hell of a lifetime considering the distance we had. Exchanging MMS was the only way we can see each other and every Message was kept in memory for eternity. So many break-ups bump our way but we never surrendered, we fought what we think destiny has given to us. Till the day I thought was the worst. We broke-up for the last time, the magical 2 years we had ended in a blink of an eye.
I was thinking:
*NO!! What the hell did I do wrong to deserve this, I want her back*

But it never happen, it was so cold, the air breeze was like a blizzard with no tomorrow. Before we even walk our ways I told Aiza

Dj: Aiz, kahit ganito nangyare sa atin, I promise I’ll look for you and will still love you.

Then the winds of change drove its way between us. Few months from that day I was already looking for her, all the possible way there is. It even given me enough reason to go to Iloilo to look for her but I failed. Every day I prayed to God *God give me strength to find her even if I have to sacrifice something*

Almost 8 years has past and many changes happened, still the promised I made was still running even if I had a lot of relationships in between those years. One day I asked myself *What the heck we are already modernized why not use the internet to find her*

First on the list was frendster but her account was a blank, next was multiply and duh!! she has none (maybe she never heard of it yet). I even tried Google (stupid wacky) like the grandma on the T.V Ads. But still there were no signs of her. My last option was FaceBook, and yes everything paid of.
I typed down her name, and whoala!!!!!!! A dozen names came up. Holy Crap!!!. I’ve viewed each and every profile that came and one was the nearest to my interest.

I send her a Private Message:
DJ: hi you look familiar to me, can I ask you something? Is your father a doctor?*
(I asked her that question coz I know her father was doctor she said it to me when she was still studying as a medtech)
Aiza: Yes he is, Do you know my father?
Dj: No, But I know you.

Few more questions and yes I was satisfied, BINGO!!! I found her at last. I found her around 3rd week of Dec 2009. No words can express what I felt that time, a huge silence run my mind for an hour. She was surprised actually and can’t believe a thing. But in my mind I told her * if you could only remember the promise I made you would know this day might come*

Yes! My heart was beating again like the day I first found her, we shared all the memories and things we missed for those years we were apart. Only to find out it was going to break me in half. She was committed to someone, a boy she met when she was still in grade school if my memories prove me right, A day they saw again in a public utility vehicle and ended up being lovers up to now. At first I refused to accept the reality considering that hardships that I made to find her but in the end no matter how painful it was I accepted it and became her best friend right now. On my mind “I rather have her as a friend than not having her in my life at all” Yes I know you heard this line already but it does make sense.

Right now I’ve established our daily prayer time which the both of us should pray for each other on a specific time simultaneously. Hoping to have the bond we had before even if we remain friends now. Even with this small chance destiny had given to us I’m still happy though behind all the scars that was made. I think all you have the idea now why it was called a *Love Boomerang*

*Even if I’d throw it as far as it can be, It will always comeback. Landing in your hand giving you pain*

- Dj Wacky

P.S

Watch out for the Updates of this, this love story has a very far ending.

Subject: Field Report- Being the Star of the Night

It was a clear night sky on March 13, 2010 10:00pm, it took a nerve of steel for me to go to padis point in cubao on my own. As I pay my entrance fee and went inside a long black haired white complexion caught my attention, the good part of it was shes alone and craving for an extra adventure like what a friend of mine named Jaydee (guildmate) had experienced at the identical place.

I excused myself and offered her an accompany, during that exchange of discussion a lot interest was released from her part. After a few drinks and some chitchat a small plunge of dizziness flew across her head were she asked me to take her home on her place.

When we reached on her bed in the 700k worth condo unit in mandaluyong, I decided to take baby steps of kissing her while doing something logically the whole time. Surprisingly it worked so took few steps and this what happened.

- I leaned in and told her the she really smelled good, I passionately asked her perfume shes using and we discussed how some mammals sniff each other before they have sex and how humans get aroused when someone smells us.
- I also discussed how some cats bite each other as a foreplay and how pulling a humans hair will also make you aroused, as I was talking to her about it I ran my hand up the back of her neck, grabbed her hair and pulled it down firmly.
- She seemingly like it, I also told her how the most sensitive part of the body are usually hidden from being contact. (where the arms bends on the other side of the elbow) I took her arm bend it a little, and erotically bit the crease on the opposite side of the elbow. She said it gave her that giggle feeling.
- Afterward, I said “ alam mo ba ano ang pinaka the best na Gawain nang animals?, its when they bite you…..right….here” I pointed to the side of her neck. Then I said “try mo kagatin mo ko d2 sa leeg” as if I expected her to do it. She refused to at first, so I turned away calmly to punish her. After a few seconds, I turned back and tried it again “cge na try mo lang ako kagatin d2” this time, she did. It was an uber erotic moment.
- However, her bite was lame. So I told her, “di naman ganun kumagat ang cats eh halika papakita ko sa iyo” the I swept her hair aside, gave her a good bite on the neck, and told her to do the same this time she did great.
- I laughed and whispered “wow may future ka” then we finally kissed

We had a few more drinks at her bed after that I turned her computer on while she sits on my lap while im browsing some of her pictures I massaged and kissed the back of her neck until she turned around and started making out with me. I told her to lay down on the bed then I followed her and guess what, she passed out cold.
I took of her shoes and covered her with a blanket, as for me I went to her living room and lay down on that soft sofa. So the joke was on me, but it’s a good experience to remember and a lesson to be taught.

-Dj Wacky

Subject: Field Report – Common Routines for a Common Girl

It was one hot sunny day on the streets of Quezon Ave March 5, 2010, where I visited a friend for some personal agenda. After the deal I went out to call for a cab and ride my way to Trinoma for a smooth, cold glass of Ice Coffee when a girl suddenly block my line of sight. She was typical Makati girl with nice pair of bumpers and body worth swinging off. As I was standing there drooling to myself I notice that the taxi that I was calling was going for her and not to me. (Thinks: What the Fuck I called him first)
Well I maybe a gentlemen but hey first come first serve. We were both going for the same ride till she noticed it and asked me:
Girl: Kuya pwede ako mauna
DJ: Kanina pa kasi ako, san ka ba pupunta?
Girl: Hmm.. Dyan lang sa Trinoma
DJ: (thinks: HOLY SHIT BINGO!!!) ganun ba… hmm sa trinoma din ako eh sabay na tayo if you want ako na magbabayad.
Girl: Sure thanks.
OMG!!! From the middle of nowhere some hot chick rode a taxi with me is this a win or not. It was one typical catch again for me and started with my basic routine,

DJ: Well parang busy ata lahat nang tao ngaun (looks outside the window)
Girl: uu nga eh
DJ: Hmm.. ikaw are you busy tonight?
Girl: (giggles) Di naman, baka may lakad kami with my friends
DJ: (Pa cute) Kasi gusto ko rin sana maging busy im kinda bored eh, can I see you tonight?
Girl: (smiles) Sure but I won’t promise

Before reaching the Mall she gave me her num and the estimated time she will be available. It was a piece of cake I say, even with the responds her body movements won’t lie that she too wanted to see me later that night.

I’ve never failed of having a girl come over to my place for a one on one situation who didn’t at least ended on the way I planned from the start so guys out there here’s my routine:

1. I have her come over to my place to pick me up but I make sure I let her stay for a couple minutes. This is because it’s a lot easier to have a girl go back to my house at the end of the night if I already had her over and nothing suspicious happened.
2. After the date, I invited her back to my place for a little chitchat and pour some drinks (liquors)
3. If she notice my Graphic Works on the wall I’d showed it to her and told her how I made it
4. We play with my pet guinea pigs
5. I show her our terraces
6. I bring her back to my room and show her the MP3 I have on my computer while I sit her down on my lap, while she’s browsing over the songs and reading some messages over my guild’s chatbox, I kissed her on the neck.
7. She either turns and kisses me on the lips or she keeps browsing and reads some non-sense messages over the chatbox, if she hesitates, I just show her some amazing graphic arts I made on the computer then kiss her neck again. Some girls wants to be directed and ordered about.
8. You can figure out the rest.

At the end of it, a never ending similar stories ready to be shared for guys willing to be taught.

- Dj Wacky

Subject: Field Report- Saturday Night Clubbing at Quatro

On Saturday night, I went clubbing with my friend Nick on Quatro located in Timog, Quezon City.
It was a pretty place with great crowd and live bands. Overall for the night I was feeling depress due to some arguments I had with my Boss earlier that day.

Having our drinks outside in the cold air some girl wearing a short jean type skirt and a red sleeveless shirt walked by and gave me an eye contact, She said “Uy Hi Guys”.

Chicks rarely open me, so I said to her, “Hello, Malamig ba?” I just talked B*llSh*t. It didn’t matter what I said by the look on her gorgeous Bo_obies.

Chicks: Nakakatawa ka alam mo ba un?
DJ Wacky: talaga? Thank you ha.
Chicks: So, Kanina lang ba kayo dito?

As you can see, the conversation was lame, but I knew it was my day. We talked about standard sh*t. like work, what we did tonight, brief history of ourselves, etc. We moved to another table and leaving Nick behind (she requested the move).

Chicks: So ano gawa mo maya?
DJ Wacky: (thinking: Holy Sh*t – I think I’m gonna get pokerface.)
DJ Wacky: ah, di ko alam eh, ikaw ano ba trip mo?
Chicks: Hmmm.. naghahanap lang ako nang kasiyahan boring kasi sa bahay.
DJ Wacky: talaga? Ako din kasi naghahanap nang kasiyahan kaya (spoken casually)
Chicks: baka gusto nyo sumama sa akin nang kaibigan mo?
DJ Wacky: ahh, iwan nalang natin ung friend ko may lakad pa kasi sya, hintayin mo lang ako papaalam lang.
Chicks: Okay, sa labas lang ako.

I went back to Nick.

DJ Wacky: Tol, parang napasubo ata ako ngaun
Nick: k lang yan pre, balitaan moko bukas




So I went to the girl outside then she quickly holds my hand as we walked towards her car., which was parked freakin 20minutes away. I was pretty nervous about the whole thing, then I calmed the f*ck down.
It was so implied that this was a one-night stand. We got to her car and she wanted to buy ChaoFan in Chowking. Here’s what I was thinking:

DJ Wacky: F*CK CHAOFAN, I WANT TO GET LAID NOW

Girl accidentally forgot about the Chaofan and passed by Chowking. Again the conversation in the car wasn’t about sex. It was lame boring chitchat. When I ask her in which school is she studying, she said “Hmm,, secret, maya sabihin ko”. I asked her about six times and each time she got more frustrated with me, I didn’t care. It f*cking bugged me that this was the only thing she wouldn’t tell me.

She ended up telling me that she studies in a School with Green Flags, which I surely knew.
We got to her place near Makati. She lives in a Big F*cking condo with a roommate. Her room was Small, she had this Hi-End Computer in it. She told me to turn it on and open some Music on Winamp, because she was going to the bathroom for a bit. I put on some RNB music coz I like those kind of music.

She came out in her Silk Shorts. I pinned her to the Bed and bukkaked her…NO! Seriously … she came out and told me that I can use the bathroom. I didn’t need to, but I figured this was a part of all the Ceremonies, so I went to the bathroom and just kinda stood there. I didn’t was my thing.

So I was thinking, should I walk out totally nude? Hmm… I decided to walk out with my boxers. The lights were off. She was lying on the bed. I walked over and started kissing her out. I kissed her neck and her earlobes. She took my hand put it on her right bo_obie… so I started rubbing that while kissing her. Then somehow I started rubbing her thing (over her shorts). She was moaning and sh*t. so I took my boxers off. So I was kissing her and rubbing her down. This was pretty hard. I couldn’t concentrate on kissing her and rubbing her at the same time, I was doing my best though.
She started rubbing my thing and it felt pretty cool. LOL

Chicks: Simulan mo na.
DJ Wacky: Gege

So I removed her shorts. I kneeled there on her bed with my not so gifted rock-on thing pulsating, throbbing-you know it.

Chicks: May dala ka ba? (indicates rubber)
DJ Wacky: ah teka (checks pants) ayun meron pala

I didn’t want to use hers. I was freaked out about it for some reasons.

Chicks: oh anong Flavor yan?
DJ Wacky: Four Seasons (making a joke)


DJ Wacky: Ikaw nalang lagay para astig
Chicks: Naks, cge na nga

After the 3 minutes of putting it on I banged her all the way to kingdom come. About 30minutes into the whole thing, I was thinking “Mas magaling pa ata ung roommate nya, walang kwenta, maka alis na nga”
I legitimately wanted to leave. I was thinking “Well nandito narin ako tatapusin ko nalang”

I was sitting there pumping this girl missionary style for 30minutes, she was all moaning and sh*t. so I decided to move her around and try some positions- just like in the La Blue Girl Series

I had her on top, I always love it this way, so she was on top of me and I was thinking “Patay, Masakit na parang mababale toh”

After 5minutes, I changed positions because it hurt so much. I got her into Neku Style position, Take Note “NEKU STYLE”

After 30minutes:

Chicks: Palitan mo na ung Flavor
DJ Wacky: (thinking: nako baka di nagustuhan neto performance ko)

So I took my rubber off and opened a new one.

Chicks: Oh ano yan?
DJ Wacky: Nag bukas ako nang bago
Chicks: o bakit naman?
DJ Wacky: diba sabi mo palitan ko?
Chicks: err… hindi

So then we just lay down naked together and kissed a bit, she wanted to cuddle, I didn’t really want to, but I did.

Chicks: Higa ka muna dyan nang 5minutes tapos tatawag ako nang taxi.
DJ Wacky: Ngek. 5minutes? Minamadali mo ata ako.
Chicks: Hindi ah, di naman ganun ang ibig ko sabihin
DJ Wacky: bat my 5minutes2x kapa?
Chicks: wala un, relax ka lang.
DJ Wacky: Bakit ba?

Five Minutes later she called a cab. I chatted with her a bit more, she said she notice in the Bar that I had lots of energy. She liked it.

Chicks: Oh san ka pupunta ngaun? (it was 2:30am)
DJ Wacky: hmmm don sa frend ko may party sila don eh
She totally didn’t like that I said I was going out again. And I really wasn’t. I just lied to her. I did it because I was pissed that she was trying to get rid of me so quickly. Overall, I wanted to leave her place immediately- I just wanted to leave on my terms.

So the cab arrived and I left her place. We kissed about 5 times before my exit.
I did get her number because:

1. She can be a good source
2. Her roommate was hot, might give it to Jaydee (iKaizye)

Just to be on the safe side, I made sure I wrote down her exact address when I left, just in case I forgot anything. So that’s it another night of sex which I felt bit dirty and used after the act.

Overall, It didn’t feel any different from my past encounters. So from here on in, any girl I chat with, I’ll be more like, “Who gives a F*ck? I don’t need what you got”

-DJ Wacky


P.S

For the record the girls name was Kathleen Mae (Confidential), 19 Years old studies in *Green*.
Her Roommates name was *Jannice* 21 Years old already working on a Call Center near Makati. Certified *Hot*

Subject: Field Report- Cocky Funny Day at Level-Up Live 2009

One thing I have going for me is that I am fearless with women. My style is very simple. Everything a girl say to me is a hint. Imagining that she likes me, it doesn’t matter who she is. And when you believe that, they start to believe it too.

I am slave on my own sickness towards my love for women. They can sense it. For the boys the weakness of every girl is language and words, believe me, I can prove that. I never try to defend myself or apologize for being a womanizer. It’s because a reputation is attractive to women. I can be one of those nightmares of a married man.

So with that in mind, I’d like to share with you today my experience that happened last Nov 9, 2009 at Level-Up Live 2009, World Trade Center

Usually when a group of guys is confronted with a Pretty Girl, they stare at her ass when she walks by, then talk about her behind her back. But when she comes to their front, they become courteous and nice and act funny.

For me I go cocky funny immediately , I am going to be very detailed in my description of what I do because I think some guys is doing it wrong.

When I see her coming towards me, I immediately scroll my cell phone pretending I have a text message.
When she comes around again I ignore her a few seconds or so. Then I glance in her direction and pretend I am just now seeing her for the first time. Immediately , I show great interest in her- as if she were a new discovery. I glance quickly at her bo_obie just long enough for her to notice me, then turn myself around to face her. A big smile and huge inhale for me then the game started.

Girl: Excuse me, May kailangan ho ba kayo? (curious)
DJ Wacky: (Ignoring the question) Hello, I haven’t seen you around before. Ano name mo?
Girl: duh, anyway im Kristelle, ikaw?
DJ Wacky: im Dj Wacky, and il see you later may emergency lang. (Call of Nature)

So far I’ve broken the Ice by exchanging names. The next time I saw her I smiled and wink.

DJ Wacky: Aba, ang dali mo naman mahanap, ang hilig mo mag libot2x noh?
Girl: (laughs) aba syempre sayang bayad namin dito
DJ Wacky: (as she is leaving) pustahan tayo magkikita tayo mamaya ulit, nakikita ko sa mga mata mo.
Girl: (smiling) Hmm.. Depende malay natin.

Now I made a cocky theme. Her wanting to see me around is why she keeps on roaming around . Everytime she passed by I always say “tingnan mo tama talaga sinasabi ko kanina”.

So now, after a while, I will say something like:

Girl: Hmm…. Ano nilalaro mo?
DJ Wacky: (smiles and winks) GC, alam mo? Cute ka. Pwede ba kita ma text?
Girl: Woah, bilis naman. Di mo nga alam num ko.
DJ Wacky: O nga noh, cge nga sabihin mo sa akin sasave ko.
Girl: (Smiling) Nako di pwede, kasama ko BF ko eh.
DJ Wacky: (getting cellphone) whoa, dahan2x lang, di ko na gets ano nga ulit num mo 091?
Girl: (Laughs) (walks away)

The absurdity if this exchange is that there is no way she is going to give me her num in front of her friends. No girl would. But her num are not the goal here.

After a few minutes I saw her again. And walk passed her saying “ Alam mo bagay tayo” I said it in a half-joking manner, she doesn’t really know if I’m hitting on her or if I’m just fooling around. So when I return:

Girl: (Laughing) lol ka talaga
DJ Wacky: Kristelle, babe, makinig ka. Sorry kung di kita na text ngaun. Busy lang talaga ako sa Guild ko
Girl: (Playing along) Uu nga eh, nag tatampo ako sa iyo.

This gets her whole group laughing, including her.

Later again:

DJ Wacky: alam mo Kristelle, di mo ginagawa ang tungkulin mo bilang girlfriend ko, di ko nga ma remember kelan tayo nag sama sa kwarto ko eh. Ayaw ko na break na tayo.
DJ Wacky: (pointing to her barkada) Sya na susunod na magiging Girlfriend ko.
Girl:( Laughing)
DJ Wacky: (Playing with my phone) simula ngaun buburahin ko na num mo dito.
Girl: (Laughing) Ay! Emo. Cge na nga pls, gagawin ko lahat makabawi sa iyo.

And Later still:

DJ Wacky: (motioning for her to come with me) Kristelle, hali ka muna, may sasabihin lang ako sa iyo (smiles, winks)

I have used that line for over 4 years. It is effective

Some of you guys are probably thinking, “okay, now what? How do you transition from funny ball-busting to more serious, romantic, sexual talk?”
It’s simple, actually at some point, I just talk to her quietly alone. Remember to turn on the bedroom eyes.

DJ Wacky: (No longer cocky funny) Kristelle, gust mo tawagan kita bukas? La kasi ako gagawin
Girl: Lam mo naman nand2 boyfriend ko at taken ako diba?
DJ Wacky: Di mo ata na gets, Di naman yon ang tanong ko diba? Sabi ko gusto mo ba tawagan kita bukas?
Girl: Gusto ko sana kaso alam mo naman diba?
DJ Wacky: Sumama ka lang sa akin babe, Papakita ko lang sa iyo kung ano di nagagawa nang boyfriend mo and sure babalik at babalik ka sa akin.

Everything you just read actually happened. She was easily the hottest thing around that night. “No wonder why DJ Wacky was always out of sight”

She knows that any interaction with me is going to be passionate from the start, and now she can choose to accept it or reject it.

At the next day Kristelle did came with me at our house, which was another day of success.


-DJ Wacky

P.S

Kristelle for everybodys knowledge, she wore a black shirt and a faded jeans and a black eared Cat headband. *RF Player*